Wednesday, February 08, 2006

The Ads and her lovely song

The Ads is singing a song for me.
She learned it at school.
Lots of movement...


"Body Boogie, you and me!

Shake your hips, from the top
Count to three and then we'll stop!
One, two, three, stop!
One, two, three, stop!
One, two, three, stop!
Freeze!"


Oh, my.
How very non-Pentecostal.

The Tie (from March 2, 2005 -- yet it seems appropriate for now)

Hi.


The tie had a funny little design on it.

He thought it was kind of cool, you know, in a nerdy way.



BUT

HE

WAS

WRONG.



That funny little design was really some lettering from a foreign language.

The tie was a call to war. It insulted millions of people.

It mocked their way of life. ..their beliefs ... their god.



And

as he dangled from the make-shift noose

that had been fashioned together by the guys who work the truck-dock

in the room that until a few moments before had been known as the "Lounge",

the last thought that went through his mind before it was darkened forever

was,

"I really like my solid blue tie best."

Rock Concerts

So-- have you ever been to a concert... like a rock concert, dude?
What concerts have you attended?
Do you have any stories?


I've been to some concerts.
My first concert was Adam Ant... in April or May of 1982 or '83... I saw him twice.
My last concert was Cake.... I've seen them three times.
One of the best concerts was U2... in May 2001... I've seen them 4 (?) times.

I saw Michael Bolton.
He wanted me.

I saw Linkin Park.
They wanted me to baby-sit most of the crowd.

Another good concert was Foo Fighters.

Rush was good... saw them twice.


What have you seen?
Anyone?
Anyone out there?
Anyone at all?

Love Monkey

Well, the show title is LAME-O!

...but the show is quite cute.

It is like "High Fidelity" meets TV-comedy meets dash of UPN-programming.

Again.... I don't want to like it, but I do.

Uncontrollable likage.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Odd day

My ex-mother-in-law passed away this morning.

I am not sad.

In fact, I'm almost giddy with relief.

She's been a force of anger and evil and hatred in my life for 20+ years.

She's actively pursued making my life hell.



I feel free.

...and I feel guilty for not feeling sad....

Billy Crudup

I like Billy Crudup.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001082/

I don't want to like Billy Crudup.
I really don't.

But I find that when I hear the MasterCard commercials, I get all excited and think, "That's Billy Crudup!"

I don't want to be excited.
I really don't.

But it happens without my concent.

The Four Kids

I have four kids.
Min
Ta
Shayshers
The Ads

They are lovely.
You may know them.

They are not only lovely, but scary.
Teenagers are very scary.
They like to kill the souls of others.

Friday, February 03, 2006

My friend Mary Carter

Hello -- to all!

I'm just taking a moment to let you know of my friend Mary Carter's first published book! ....titled "She'll Take It"......!!

Mary is an Ohio Native -- Canal Winchester H.S. and Fort Hayes graduate!
--former member of Town Hall Players (theater troupe of the Groveport Town Hall in the 80s and 90s).

She's a dear, creative, kind, lovely, loving friend...
--a talented, exceptional actress...
--a caring, excellent sign-language interpreter...
--but most importantly (in this context), Mary is a WONDERFUL WRITER!


Please check out her website at
marycarterbooks.com (leave out the www.).

Pre-order her book on
Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or Kensington Books.

I might even suggest to you to have your book-club select this!
...and if you're friends with Oprah, mention Mary's book to her for her book-club, too!
Let me know if you are interested in "She'll Take It" for you book-club selection,
and I will e-introduce you to the author.... ;o)


Thank you and HAPPY READING!
Brenda

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