The Ads and I have been singing Silly Songs With Larry.
The one that took ...oh, maybe 20+ minutes is this one....
"Love My Lips"
http://fan.valvigirl.net/silly/lyrics/love_my_lips.html
http://fan.valvigirl.net/silly/lyrics/screencaps/scrn_lips.html
Narrator: One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest fears...
Larry: If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad.
Archibald: I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?
Larry: That'd be too bad. If my lips said adios, I don't like you I think you're gross, that'd be too bad, I might get mad.
Archibald: That'd be too bad, you might get mad?
Larry: That'd be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and took my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad.
Archibald: That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?
Larry: That'd be too bad.
Archibald: Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what you're saying is that if your lips left you ...
Larry: That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my Dad. That be too bad.
Archibald: That'd be to bad?
Larry: That'd be too bad.
Archibald: Why?
Larry: Because I love my lips. [Scatting]
Archibald: Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tell me, what do you see here?
Larry: Um, that looks like a lip.
Archibald: And this?
Larry: It's a lip!
Archibald: And this?
Larry: It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip. Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip.
Archibald: Larry, tell me about your childhood.
Larry: When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold and they turned blue. What could I do?
Archibald: They turned blue, what could you do?
Larry: Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird.
Archibald: My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?
Larry: She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: Usta!
Archibald: Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?
Larry: I don't know.
Archibald: So what you're saying is that when you were young ...
Larry: They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it felt weird. My friends all laughed ... Usta!
Archibald: I'm confused ...
Larry: I love my lips! [Scatting]
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say ...
Larry: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?
Archibald: Oh, look at the time!
