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Accidentally Engaged

Hello to the world!!!!!

You must go buy the book Accidentally Engaged!


Mary Carter has done it again!
She's written a funny, smart book for today's reader.... full of witty, intelligent, off-the-wall humor!

Check out:
marycarterbooks.com
and pre-order your copy of Accidentally Engaged!
...I have....

And while you're there, buy a copy of She'll Take It, if you haven't already....

Shiver Me Timbers

My pirate name is:

Captain Bess Bonney

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

The Ads and her lovely song - Part 2

The Ads and I have been singing Silly Songs With Larry.
The one that took ...oh, maybe 20+ minutes is this one....
"Love My Lips"

http://fan.valvigirl.net/silly/lyrics/love_my_lips.html
http://fan.valvigirl.net/silly/lyrics/screencaps/scrn_lips.html


Narrator: One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest fears...

Larry: If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad.

Archibald: I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?

Larry: That'd be too bad. If my lips said adios, I don't like you I think you're gross, that'd be too bad, I might get mad.

Archibald: That'd be too bad, you might get mad?

Larry: That'd be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and took my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad.

Archibald: That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?

Larry: That'd be too bad.

Archibald: Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what you're saying is that if your lips left you ...

Larry: That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my Dad. That be too bad.

Archibald: That'd be to bad?

Larry: That'd be too bad.

Archibald: Why?

Larry: Because I love my lips. [Scatting]

Archibald: Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tell me, what do you see here?

Larry: Um, that looks like a lip.

Archibald: And this?

Larry: It's a lip!

Archibald: And this?

Larry: It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip. Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip.

Archibald: Larry, tell me about your childhood.

Larry: When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold and they turned blue. What could I do?

Archibald: They turned blue, what could you do?

Larry: Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird.

Archibald: My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?

Larry: She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: Usta!

Archibald: Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?

Larry: I don't know.

Archibald: So what you're saying is that when you were young ...

Larry: They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it felt weird. My friends all laughed ... Usta!

Archibald: I'm confused ...

Larry: I love my lips! [Scatting]

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say ...

Larry: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?

Archibald: Oh, look at the time!

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter.

It was a lovely day today.... the Saturday before Easter.

The trees are blooming all around my house.

The fish in our pond are so happy with all the warm weather.
We have 24 fish in there.



So -- I have no one reading my Blogger or my Xanga.
That's okay.
My life is not horribly exciting.... just hectic.... and exhausting.

So, anyway....

Today I did tons of laundry and sinks full of dishes.
I assisted Min with her taxes.
I have to finish my local taxes, myself.

The Ads is getting really good at dressing herself -- getting the clothes out of the drawers or off the hangers all by herself and everything.

Shayshee took a short nap around 3pm. She was really cute. I kissed her little blonde face.

I'm still doing laundry.... finishing the local taxes... paying bills....
Thank goodness I have ADD... I can do all of these things at the same time.



We opened all the windows today --at least the ones without storms on them.
When I first opened the windows today around noon, for a moment I could smell really clean air. Clean, crisp, clear air. But... it was soon gone. It just smelled like normal then... not much of anything, but not pure and clean.

I wish I lived in the MIDDLE of NO WHERE.
Maybe in Wyoming.... where there is clean air and quietness....
...I could have 1000 acres with a large fence around it... to keep the world out.
Then I could blog and that would be my ONLY interaction with the outside world.


If anyone were reading this
I would say hi to them.
Hi.

Not FUN.

I have A.D.D.

NOT A.D.H.D..... which would at LEAST entail having energy....

...but A.D.D.


It is truly a CURSE.